Never in the history of humankind has there been such a gathering of nerds, dweebs, freaks, geeks, dinks, dorks, techies, trekkies, wookiees, weirdos, waldos, and wonks like the event that is Comic-Con.
Clearly, these were my people.
Shockingly, this was my first time attending. Shockinglier, it will be my last.