DirecTV's Titanium plan gives you everything the satcaster offers: up to 10 receivers, more than 250 regular and HD channels, unlimited pay-per-view (without paying for it), 70 XM satellite radio channels, "personalized concierge customer service, 24/7," and more. Membership requirements: "a vigorous screening process that includes a credit check" and up-front, in-full payment of the introductory price. Which is $7,500. directv.com
